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“Budget meetings with dessert — honestly, that's the only way I'd survive one too, and whoever thought to draw that clearly has sat through a few Olympia sessions themselves.”

“Budget meetings with dessert — honestly, that's the only way I'd sit through line-item discussions about stormwater fees too, and whoever thought of that detail clearly understands civic survival.”

“The raccoon in a tiny house absolutely sent me — leave it to Olympia to make zoning reform adorable and somehow completely on brand at the same time.”

“I don't know who needs to hear this, but 'moo-dical education' is the kind of pun that makes me want to call my veterinarian and apologize for laughing.”
Clean, specific, and earned. The 'seventeen' is doing real work — it's not just a rain jacket joke, it's a joke about the particular kind of optimistic self-delusion that Pacific Northwesterners have refined into an art form. Relatable without being lazy.